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[Tuesday
August 1st, 2006
11:13pm] |
i think im probobly going to die of over tetris-ization.
like, tommrow
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[Monday
July 31st, 2006
10:36pm] |
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i would just like to take the time to anounce that i feel like "i,robot" is one of the most satisfying films.... ever. i really enjoy it so much. that is all.
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[Thursday
July 13th, 2006
9:36pm] |
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my caissa is sick.
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[Saturday
July 8th, 2006
5:29pm] |
celebrities who I love but really shouldn't
- paris hilton
- the olsen twins
- lindsay lohan
- hillary clinton
- oprah winfrey
- kelly clarkson
- eminem
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[Wednesday
June 28th, 2006
9:51am] |
Dear Sun,
you are a cocktease.
I woke up this morning and saw this big yellow shiny thing hanging out in the sky. I thought to myself, what is this nonsense. I was just getting comfortable you with your precense when you decided to go back into hibernation. You bag of douche.
Sincerely,
Me.
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[Tuesday
June 27th, 2006
11:31pm] |
the rain needs to stop before i die.
i swear to god it melts me to slop and no one notices so they pour me out with the dishwater
and they'd remember and maybe save me if they could only hear me yelling
but all they can hear are drops smacking endlessly against the earth- slapping the ground into submission-
only the dirt and the rocks and the sand had conceded after only an hour of beating.
it's been five days and i haven't written for you months
and no one knows more than you how much i wish it was me crying instead of the sky.
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[Friday
June 23rd, 2006
10:32pm] |
who would ever name their kid kristopher kristopherson...
honestly.
backtobednow.
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[Tuesday
June 13th, 2006
6:42pm] |
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getting fucked up with morgan adams truly valildates my life.
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[Saturday
June 10th, 2006
8:50pm] |
1. Ever been to a male strip club?
no.
2. Ever been to a female strip club?
no.
3. Ever been to a bar?
yes.
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope.
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
yes.
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
yes.
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
see above. so duh.
8. Thrown up from drinking too much?
yes.
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
yes.
10. Had sex in a car?
yes.
11. Had sex in a park?
haha.
12. Had sex in a movie theater?
no.
13. Had sex in a bathroom?
ohman.
14. Had sex in a school?
wooooooow.
15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
duh.
16. Have you ever purchased items from an adult store?
i think condoms for brooke.
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
no.
18. Is there someone you wish you never had sex with?
duh. no sex is better than bad sex.
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
duh.
20. When did you lose your virginity?
too young.
21. Ever given oral sex or received?
shrug.
22. Have you ever had a threesome?
no sir.
23. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
sadly.
24. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
no.
well.... no.
25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
eh.
26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
start drinking. itll happen for you too.
27. Have you ever had a one night stand?
sure.
28. Were you honest?
pfft.
29. Who do you think will fill out this survery?
no one. it's lame.
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[Tuesday
June 6th, 2006
12:34am] |
i forgot how much i loved shmer and steph.
details after i sleep.
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[Saturday
June 3rd, 2006
10:39pm] |
to every single roll of fat on my body:
i would like you to go away.
now.
that's all.
-D.M.DeLisle
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[Thursday
June 1st, 2006
5:34pm] |
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Pi had a little photo shoot. it is quite large. but enjoy, and let me know what you think.
( Hi Pi Guy )
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| Freshman Year |
[Thursday
May 25th, 2006
10:00pm] |
Where did you live? Loomis 108
Who was/were your roommate(s)? Lainie the Heroic
Ever get in trouble in the dorms? I only got written the once, believe it or not. It went something like this: "You were smoking pot in the dorm?" -yes. "do you realise why this was wrong" -yes. "ooooook, on your way."
Something you remember about when you first lived on campus? Brett Sterling walked into my room naked as the day he was born.
Your campus phone number or other number: x7514
First party attended? oooooo Sigma Chi. oooooo trap doors. some girls will never escape i tell you.
Favorite Pizza Place? Borderelli Bros. Duh. Although Black Jack's does have a 6 dollar large pizza with soda.
Favorite place to go out to eat? Il Vicino. is. delicious. and so is Phantom Canyon.
Did you go to the library? when it was necessary.
What was your Favorite Floor: haha, i could say something so inappropriate here. But i'll stick with 1W
Club, Athletics, Frat or Sororities, you joined? Equestrian Team. Dominique DeLisle is a Division 1 athelete as of next year, folks.
Where did you buy your books? why, at the bookstore, of course.
Who made the best wings? ew.
Ever attend a sporting event? GOOOOO!!!!! TIGERRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, yippee for college ice hockey.
Ever attend a concert or comedic performance? so many, not least of which was..... the Doobie brothers.
Have you ever spent the night on campus not in your dorm hall? technically not on campus.
Favorite night to go out on, and where did you go? Friday Night... wherever the wind blew my staggering body.
Where did you get coffee? Jazzman's
Go see a play or been in one? quite a few.
Did you ever have a job at school? tourguideeeeeee. yes?
What did you hate about your college? adjusting to altitude.
What did you love most about it? everything.
Ever leave to go on a road trip? yes. to albequerque. i was displeased.
Where would you believe is the best location to live in? the apartments are effing sweet.
Graduated or still attending? 3 years, thanks god.
Year of graduation? 2009.
Will you go back? fucking duh. the east coast is not for dom.
How many parking tickets have you gotten there? so many, seeing as how i own a car.
Finally, ever gotten arrested? why, only on tuesdays an bank holidays
Classes:
Intro to Psych
Philosophy and Literature
Logic & Visual Equations (aka death)
The Poet as a Witness to War
Intro to Journalism
Sex & Religion in Western Culture
Intro to Poetry
I enjoyed studying in: the Lounge
My favorite teacher: omgosh all of them. except for Udis Kessler, that whore.
Least: UdisfuckingKesslerwhorebitchcuntslutfacewhore.
I wish... that i had bought a season ski pass.
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[Tuesday
May 23rd, 2006
12:44am] |
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i think im ugly in baltimore because you're not here to tell me otherwise.
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[Sunday
May 14th, 2006
4:07am] |
1) drank to excess, can't fuckinf walk
2) my roommate snores
3) her phone beeps every 2 minutes when she gets a text message
4) hockey players though it would be a sweet idea to play their music full blast at 3:45 AM. Have I mentioned that their speakers are the size of my head. Have i also mentioned that the girls that follow them around squeal. Have I further mentioned that i can sleep through anything so the fact that it woke me up was truly monumental since i was in the depths of drunken sleep.
5) they also decided it would be awesome to throw water all over me. Oh ha ha funny. Im so amused.
not.
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[Friday
April 21st, 2006
1:22am] |
listen...
when i get sexually harrased,
i just don't have the time to or energey to even feel insulted
i just think its kinda funny, mostly.
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[Wednesday
April 19th, 2006
12:58am] |
b
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[Wednesday
April 19th, 2006
12:48am] |
i stayed in my bed for 45 minutes after i woke up having to pee because i just couldnt get myself to move.
then i went to pee and i feel asleep on the toilet for 15 minutes.
that's fucking embarrassing.
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